Stalling for Time

Tuesday, October 21

Captain Obvious

It's getting out of hand and I'm sick of it.

See, I've been living my life in Imaginary America. Sarah Palin, in an attempt to gain the all-too-important Small Town Vote, referred to small towns as "what I call 'Real America.'" Which, of course, implies that big cities are Fake America. I would say more, but I think Daily Show has me covered. So, moving on... Representative Robin Hayes of North Carolina, while kicking off a McCain rally, shat out this gem: "Folks, there’s a real America, and liberals hate real Americans that work, and accomplish, and achieve, and believe in God."

Goddamnit, this is unacceptable. Wake the fuck up. Do people buy this shit?

Since I was a kid, I always saw attack ads on TV and took them for granted. "Our Democracy kills 12% less babies than the leading brand!" It's simple marketing, and it makes sense. To a 12-year-old, anyway. Now that I'm 20 (and a half), and about to vote, I'm starting to see the crucial difference between laundry detergent advertisements and political smears, which is this: Laundry detergent does not shape your reality.

Democracy is founded on the basis that, as a people, we get what we want. These days, we're more concerned about what we don't want. And sure, I'm guilty of it too. I don't want a shitty economy, for example. But here's the thing about destruction: Thinking about what you don't want doesn't do anything. We need to eliminate the bad, yes, absolutely. Simplicity is king! But! When you destroy something, you need to put something back in its place, and that is the problem with negative thinking.

Here's how it works: People in this country have no fucking conviction. Think, what do ditzy girls sound like? "Um, I guess the economy-thing is sort of like, bad, you know?" Then she giggles and breaks eye contact as her voice gets higher, as if she's asking a fucking question. Entire conversations littered with qualifying "I guess"es, all so that we can say or think whatever the fuck we want and not be held accountable for it, not have to flesh the ideas out fully. And then nothing gets done. Well, guess what? That's how we're running our election. We don't know what we want. The parties don't care what we want, but they know what we don't want.

Telling you we need to end the financial crisis is safe. Telling you that Obama's plan probably won't work is safe. Telling you that mine definitely will? Well, that's a little more difficult. So, fuck it! I'll go the safe route. Might as well. It's simple marketing.

There's no doubt that negative campaigning is (a) worthless and (b) everywhere. But earlier I said that it shapes reality, and here's why: we (as in, everyone) are being told that what We (as in, the party of your choice) aren't, They are. We don't want abortions; They must fucking love killing babies. We don't want this war in Iraq; They must think it's a fucking blast. And so on. And so forth. You build up this Us Versus Them for long enough, you hear the right "We Won't Allow," and suddenly, you find yourself on a side.

So once you've decided to support a party on the basis of a shared dislike, you don't care (or even know) about the issues any more than you did before. You don't have any new solutions. You only know that certain things are inconvenient and you want them to go away.

And suddenly, you didn't get what you wanted.

Tuesday, September 2

bs.

Graffiti conversation seen in Willard:
"I have fat arms"
"Yes you do! Lose weight, chubberz"
"PROTEIN"

Chrome went live, Don LaFontaine died, and textbooks are expensive.

Friday, August 29

Dis-Oriented

It happened today.

I had a fucking incredible summer. It was cool to slow it down a little and enjoy myself. The whole "no job" experiment went really well. Fucking nuts, right? Who knew doing jackshit nothing could be so much fun?

So after 3 months of taking it easy and absolutely loving my general "what I got goin' on," I had to peace out of that piece and come to state to be a bitch. I was really anxious about it. After 3 solid months of continuous self-abuse, it's hard to come back to a place where - omfg - you might go as long as 24 hours at a time without any free time. Success is hard! Simply moving to another place is pretty stressful as well. There's a pretty big shock, having to leave behind all of your friends, all your old haunts, all your habits. Your life. And being obligated to pick up another one where you left off doesn't help.

So what happened today? I stopped caring. It was great. I woke up with the feeling that four hours of class in a day is absolutely reasonable. Not feeling anxious about having to reconnect with different people. Liking the upward mobility of my life here - And, while I wouldn't necessarily call my life in Erie a "downward spiral," there's very little motivation to do anything besides wander in no particular direction at all.

So, I'm here. Back home. I'm good about it.

Sunday, June 15

no really

    Stupid things I have said that people have taken seriously:
  • I'm a French-Canadian war orphan
  • I'm going to start a clothing label, Norma Jeans. In addition to selling retardedly tight denim, the company will produce wrist-gash temporary tattoos.
  • I have a big bag of space rocks, which are crack rocks dipped in PCP, in my backpack. You kids need any? Five bucks.

Sarcasm: You say something phenomenally stupid, first with the intent of communicating exactly the opposite of what has been said (because it was stupid), and second, to emphasize that what you said is stupid, and so is anybody that would agree. The more serious your tone, and the more outrageous the claim, the funnier it is, just because of the greater disparity between what is meant and what is said.

Unfortunately, there is a problem. One would hope that if I were to say something such as "I got the space rocks," you would say "Ha! What a delightful joke. Suburban college kids don't actually got the space rocks." But as it turns out, sarcasm will ultimately fail because everybody else but me is a moron.

I witness this constantly. I don't know about you, but I've had to use the phrase "I was just being sarcastic" far more than I should. Maybe it's unfair to expect people to know me well enough to know when I'm "lying," but I guess I understand how terrible it would be to be stupid that you think an ethnic French-Canadian looks like a Korean kid. Wait, nevermind, I lied. I have no conception of what it's like to be that dense. I can't imagine it.

Nonetheless, I will sympathize with those people in the world that just don't get it, the ones who live where people speak plainly, the douchebags that constantly remind me that sarcasm is the lowest form of wit. Sarcasm, and his father Irony, should be seen for what they are: Great big walls, keeping the stupid from scrambling north into the liberating lands of intelligent discourse. How can we ever expect to have a truly democratic debate on a level playing field when the smarty-pants types won't even say what they mean?

Is this just me? Are there other people out there who are too sarcastic for their own good? Is it our fault?

For more, incredibly (stupidly) detailed reading on Sarcasm, consult Wikipedia.

Tuesday, June 10

Bitch, I ain't got no job.

Yeah, I'm scraping by on yard work this summer. Not giving a shit is pretty liberating, let me tell you what. So I have all this free time and it's actually not driving me crazy or causing me to be broke. A few chores for my parents here and there, and I've got enough money to get by. Truth be told, if I was working full-time, I'd probably spend all the extra money on drugs. So, it's like, I get more free time, less stress, and my body thanks me for it.

So what to do with my free time? I don't know. I have the whole summer to pursue whatever the hell I want. Normally, this would mean "take it easy, smoke some buds, have some beers, and not give a fuck." I wouldn't mind that, and fuck, that kind of behavior is pretty much par for the course since a summer of drug abuse would be, surprisingly, quite healthy. I need some time to just not care about classes, work, women, money (LionCash+ and boardpoints included), roommates, and so on.

But saying "I did nothing because it is summer" (as too many of my friends are encouraging me to do) is an excuse, not a reason. In fact, it's a pretty fucking stupid excuse. Yes, school is on hold right now; However unfortunately, time is not. So, during my dedicated four months away from book-learnin', it's personal development time, bitches.

Right now, I'm trying to eliminate as much excess from my life as I can. Bullshit breeds bullshit, you see; Everything you own contributes towards the mess on your floor, is probably bad for you, and will inevitably need to be fixed, fucked with, unfucked with, upgraded, thrown out, or replaced. This bullshit principle applies to more of your life than material possessions, however. After all, your car payment is dependent on money is dependent on a job is dependent on school. School, of course, conflicts with everything.

What degree of bullshit would you be willing to kick out of your life? Simplicity is nice, but so is running water. I'd like to pay some bills, ya heard? I want to continue lifting weights regularly, learn to play guitar a bit better, pick up some more books (and maybe even read them!), spend more time appreciating the outdoors, and so on, and so forth. And, fuck it, I've got all these half-baked thought-fragments left over from whatever psychedelics I've been cramming into my brain. Maybe I'll spend some time actually fleshing these ideas out while sober, rather than just going to the Ledges (again) and claiming that "I realized that trees are like, pretty trippy, 'cus of fractals and shit, man, drugs really expand your mind."

And yeah, none of those activities sound necessarily fun but if I've learned anything this semester, it's that fun and happiness have absolutely jackshit nothing nothing nothing to do with each other, so grow the fuck up, okay?

So that's me. What bullshit do you want to eliminate from your life? And are you neglecting any positive activities that you should spend more time with? What's stopping you?

ps. link dump: McCain gets paid $58,000 a year for being "technically" disabled, "When every song ever recorded fits on your MP3 player, will you listen to any of them?", and if you feel like wasting your summer with an MMORPG about internet memes, check out ForumWarz.

Tuesday, May 6

Exploring Kant's Critique of Pure Reason

Hey, read my final PHIL 001 paper. Please?

What is knowledge? How can humans know things about the world? Humans have pondered the answers to these philosophical questions since ancient times. Socrates and his student Plato laid the groundwork for epistemic discourse with their enquiries as to how one can come to know what virtue is. As the perplexities endure, unanswered, different schools of thought emerge, each proposing its own systems of belief with regards to epistemology. Descartes and other rationalists have asserted that we can know the world through reason alone; Empiricists have argued that we can only learn through experience.

With the 1748 (1) publication of his Enquiry concerning Human Understanding, David Hume explored rationalism and empiricism. In his discussion, he made the skeptical conclusion that correct knowledge about the world is ultimately impossible. Influenced by Hume, a German philosopher named Immanuel Kant awakened himself from what he called a “dogmatic slumber” (2) and began exploring the nature of human reason. In this essay, I will explore Kant’s epistemology and its implications for Hume’s skepticism.

In chapter four of the Enquiry, Hume drew a distinction between two different kinds of objects of thought (Hume 28, 29). In the one category, he placed what he called “relations of ideas.” These objects, such as math and geometry, are true a priori. They have no dependence on anything that actually exists within the universe. These thoughts are instead dependent on a certain framework; for example, statements such as “All bachelors are unmarried men” belong in this category because we can reason them to be true without actually asking every bachelor whether or not he is married.

Hume called second category of enquiry “matters of fact.” Matters of fact are proven empirically, or a posteriori – That is to say, they are dependent on actual experience with real things. Matters of fact tell us things about the world. That “All bachelors are happy” is an example of a matter of fact, since it makes a general statement about real objects rather than a connection between ideas. Hume asserts that “All reasoning concerning matter of fact seem to be founded on the relation of cause and effect,” (Hume 29) an idea that has dire consequences for empirical knowledge.

Cause and effect relationships are used to make statements about matters of fact, but such conclusions may not be logically sound. Hume says that cause and effect is inferred from past events (Hume 30). We see something happen, and we see the result. From this, we infer that if the same cause occurs again, then the same result will follow. Such a conclusion would assume that the past will necessarily resemble the future (Hume 35), a proposition for which there is no guarantee.

According to Hume, this division between the a priori and the a posteriori makes knowledge about the world impossible. Our a priori thoughts can only give us true statements about the ways in which ideas relate to one another. Our a posteriori thoughts can give us statements about the world itself, but due their groundings in inferences about the future, they cannot be anything more than speculation. Hence, the two classes of reason are mutually exclusive to one another, and neither can provide a certain statement about the world. It is this distinction, “Hume’s Fork,” that Kant will explore.

In the introduction of the Critique, Kant discusses judgments. For Kant, a judgment has a subject and a predicate. In “All bachelors are unmarried men,” “all bachelors” are the subject and “are unmarried men” is the predicate. He draws a line between two kinds of judgments: The synthetic and the analytic. This demarcation is made by way of the containment criterion. The containment criterion asks whether or not a proposition’s predicate is contained in the subject. For example, in the case of the analytic, Kant tells us that “the predicate B belongs to the subject A, as something which is (covertly) contained in this concept A,” (3) whereas in the case of the synthetic, the predicate statement is not contained in the subject. Combined with Hume’s ideas about the a priori versus the a posteriori, and their implications for matters of fact versus relations of ideas, this distinction between analytic and synthetic provides us with a schematic of reason as demonstrated in the following table, reproduced from Analytic and Synthetic Judgments before Kant (4):

a prioria posteriori
analyticrelations of ideas
truths of reason
none
syntheticnonematters of fact
truths of fact

The crux of Kant’s argument is against the skeptical notion that the a priori and the synthetic are exclusive to one another. He hopes to illustrate that certain (ie. “true,” not “particular”) statements of fact can be made.

In order to find the synthetic a priori judgments that Kant proposes, we only need look as far as space and time. When Kant writes about space and time, he is referring to our perceptions of these things. While empiricism’s philosophy states that we learn about space and time through experience (that is, space and time are a posteriori), Kant asserts that our ideas of space and time are a priori structures that provide the lens through which we experience the outer and inner world, respectively (5); Space and time are not things that we have learned about, but innate processes through which our mind goes about its business.

Kant illustrates his perspective with thought experiments. With regards to space, he says that “We can never represent to ourselves the absence of space, though we can quite well think it as empty of objects. It must,” he continues, “therefore be regarded as the condition of the possibility of appearances, and not as a determination dependent upon them.” (CPR B-38, 39) Since we can’t conceive a universe without space, space is a constant. It is a priori. It is innately a part of our cognitive processes.

Kant also claims that space is one indivisible intuition – that there are no separate spaces, only parts of one space. Hence, we can’t empirically experience all of space (especially because it is infinite), and we can’t empirically experience numerous separate, smaller spaces. We also can’t experience small parts of space and expect our empirical findings to generalize to all of space. “The whole of space is prior to its parts; The former is presupposed for the union of the latter.” (6) After making these assertions, Kant applies the same arguments to time.

According to Kant, an a priori space should also lend us the idea of a synthetic, a priori knowledge of geometry. Kant discusses the synthetic nature of geometry in the Prolegomena. He uses the congruency of two figures to prove his point. When one tries to prove two triangles as being congruent, each triangle does not contain within it the concept of being identical to the other triangle. (Prolegomena 284) Thus, a conclusion about congruency cannot be derived analytically. It must be reached by synthesis, using innate (a priori) ideas about space.

Having made his arguments for geometry and space, Kant makes analogous arguments for math and time. When we say that math is synthetic, we must remember that an important part of the containment criterion is that “contained in” can, in a sense, mean “defined by.” “An idealized version of an analytic judgment would be one of the form ‘All AB are A,’ or ‘all C are A,’ where ‘C’ is defined as ‘A and B.’” (7) Thus, as Kant says, “The concept of 12 is by no means already thought in merely thinking this union of 7 and 5; and I may analyse my concept of such a possible sum as long as I please, still I shall never find the 12 in it.” (CPR B-53)

So where do we get this concept of twelve from? According to Kant, our understanding of time is crucial for our understanding of math, “For neither coexistence nor succession would ever come within our perception, if the representation of time were not presupposed as underlying them a priori.” (CPR B-46) Succession, in turn, is necessary for math. Kant is able to illustrate succession in the case of 7+5 by counting on his fingers: “I now add one by one to the number 7 the units which I previously took together to form the number 5, and with the aid of that figure [the hand] see the number 12 come into being.” (CPR B-53) Of importance, here, is the phrase “come into being,” which finalizes Kant’s point that the 12 is synthesized from this union, not found analytically.

With its exposition of the synthetic a priori, Kant’s Critique is successful as a refutation to Hume’s claims and provides us with a new way of thinking about the debate between rationalists and empiricists; For Kant has shown a way for us to cross Hume’s fork, and in doing so, gain true knowledge about the world. Although Kant’s work hasn’t solved all of philosophy’s problems – debates about his writing continue to this day – we can at least give it the honor of being a decent step forward.

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1. Hume, David. An Enquiry Concerning Human Understanding and Other Writings. Ed. Stephen Buckle. Cambridge: Cambridge University Press, 2007. Pg xxxiii.
2. Kant, Immanuel. Prolegomena to Any Future Metaphysics. Trans. Paul Carus. Berlin: Akademie, 1911. Pg 260.
3. Kant, Immanuel. Critique of Pure Reason. Trans. Norman Kemp Smith. London: Macmillan & Co LTD, 1963. Pg B-10.
4. Beck, Lewis White. Essays on Kant and Hume. New Haven: Yale University Press, 1978. Pg 81.
5. Kant on Pure Reason. Ed. Ralph C.S. Walker. New York: Oxford University Press, 1982. Pg 31.
6. Seung, T. K.. Kant: A Guide for the Perplexed. London: Continuum International Publishing Group, 2007. Pg 11.
7. Kant on Pure Reason. Ed. Ralph C.S. Walker. New York: Oxford University Press, 1982. Pg 20.

Friday, February 8

We are legion.

This shit's getting big.

I'm really pumped for this. It's awesome because the fucking internet is going to war. That's really weird to me. We're getting decent media attention, too. I'll be happy to see the outcome of the 2/10 protests. The real-world protests are going to involve a projected 300,000+ people in 70 cities, thus giving the media a visual to associate with movement. Hopefully, Anonymous will get some attention from the media from the whole ordeal. Even if it's just a couple internet kids wearing V for Vendetta masks shouting about Xenu, it'll make a difference in big-picture terms. People will know that Scientology is more than just silly.